The great summer read......

So the summer hols are rapidly approaching. Book publishers/sellers will rub their hands with glee as sun-starved Brits hit the Med and beyond armed with a stack of pristine paperbacks.....

However, for hard working students of the media it is not the time for sun and sand.....it is not the time for devouring the latest pot boiler - NO, IT IS TIME FOR THE GREAT MEDIA SUMMER READ.....

Q What does this mean?
A Well, it means you will select a media related book from the library and read it.
Q You mean, like, a whole book?
A Cover to cover.
Q How?
A Well a good place to start is page one.
Q You're being facetious.
A Impressive vocab.
Q But how will you know we've read the book?
A Ah well..
Q We've got to do something else, right?
A You're very good.
Q You're still facetious.
A Touche. Let's move on. You will have to write a book review and hand it in to Miss B in September.
Q You mean we have to read the book and then write a book review and hand it in to Miss B in September.
A That's what I said.
Q That's what you said.
A Are you clear?
Q No, I'm Q.
A Good.
Q That's it then.
A That's it then.